Cheese.

Disclaimer: This blog post will contain some of the cheesiest jokes in the history of cheesy jokes. Ok, here we go.

1) What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel!

2) How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You P-p-p-oker face!

3) Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at “C”!

4) What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill!

5) What’s black and white and laughing?

The penguin that pushed him!

6) What zero say to eight?

Nice belt!

7) The pregnant heifer saw a horrible accident…

…and she had a cow!

Please forgive me.

x,

Amelia

Small can be Big.

You know what I haven’t done in a while? Blogged. I miss sitting on my bed, typing mindlessly while music by the charming Owl City plays quietly in the background. But there’s something that must be discussed.

Ok, so I’m a little late in the game. But there was a gigantic earthquake in Haiti that scored a massive 7.0 on the Richter scale. Now there isn’t much I can do to help, but I can do my part.

Ever heard the phrase “small can be big”? Well it can. The American Red Cross has raised over five million dollars using their text-donations charity. All this is, is you text “Haiti” to the number 90999. It will add $10 to your phone bill, but it goes to helping Haiti get rebuilt.

Don’t worry: It’s legit. Pinky promise.

And hey, this is just an idea. I did it because I’d want people to help us out if we were slammed with a natural disaster of this size.

Something to think about.

xo,

Amelia. 

And Just Like That...

They're gone.

Yes, after a long and torturous three years, the braces have been removed. I am ELATED. I honestly said when the lady unclipped the wires "And just like that...they're gone?". I absolutely love my new smile and I can't wait to show it to the world!

...I get a retainer in a week.

BUT WHO CARES?! I don't have braces anymore! WOOOHOO! (I'd say WINKITTY but nobody would get ze reference. But that's ok. That means you aren't on the internet 24/7...that's a good thing.)

xoxo,
amelia :D