Disclaimer: This blog post will contain some of the cheesiest jokes in the history of cheesy jokes. Ok, here we go.
1) What do you call a seagull by the bay?
A bagel!
2) How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You P-p-p-oker face!
3) Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at “C”!
4) What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
5) What’s black and white and laughing?
The penguin that pushed him!
6) What zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
7) The pregnant heifer saw a horrible accident…
…and she had a cow!
Please forgive me.
x,
Amelia
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